Garner is balancing the raising of her 2-year-old daughter Violet, her marriage with fellow actor Ben and a career that includes a starring role in Cyrano de Bergerac on Broadway, the new film Juno, and two more films yet to shoot.And while we here at WIMB don't want to take anything away from Mrs. Garner, the competition wasn't exactly fierce. Indeed, she just narrowly beat out beat out this guy, who invented a brand of moonshine that mixes perfectly with Dr. Pepper:
See that lovely young lady to the left? Yeah, that's Penelope Cruz, y'all. And here she's making out with another woman in her brother's sexy new music video. Awesome, right? Who doesn't love to see two attractive lesbians swapping spit, biting lips, and pawing chests, huh?
Wondering who that sexy thing to the right is?
That's Penelope's sister, Monica.
Er. This just went from sexy to weird. I think I want my money back.
Here's the entire video, which not only features some hot sister-on-sister action, but the two Cruz sisters are also getting weirdly frisky with their brother. Is there something about the Spanish culture that I wasn't aware of? I think I missed the chapter about incestual lesbianism in my European Studies 101 class. Freaky.
"With respect to Armando Perez' arrest this morning, this is to inform you that Mr. Perez will be pleading not guilty to all charges. This is all the unfortunate result of a misunderstanding. Mr. Perez and his legal team are confident that these charges will not be upheld."
Katherine Heigl has married musician Josh Kelley at a resort in Park City, Utah.
Heigl, who portrays Dr. Izzie Stevens on "Grey's Anatomy," and the recording artist tied the knot Sunday in front of a small group of family and friends in a tent outside the Stein Eriksen Lodge, according to CelebTV.com.
Well, we know what Josh Kelley got for Christmas this year: Cancer of the Soul. A human-sized chunk of coal. A stocking full of misery. Some messed up mistletoe.
That poor bastard.
CMT has placed an eight-episode order for My Big Redneck Wedding, a new unscripted series hosted by Tom Arnold. Each episode will focus on the wedding of a ''down-home country couple'' and all their ''rustic eccentricities,'' like a beer-can canopy, a celebratory shotgun salute, and a reception featuring mud wrestling and mattress surfing.Oh, I can't wait. I understand that the first episode of "My Big Redneck Wedding" will focus on the wedding of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge. It's set to be held in gun and tackle shop next to a beauty parlor. The 11-year-old flower girl will herself be knocked up; the drunken bride will wear a wedding dress fashioned from an old Confederate flag; and groom will be decked out in a camouflage tuxedo with a hunter orange bow-tie. Dinner will consist of fried crawl deads, Hamburger Helper, and cans of Miller Light. Party favors will include tins of Skoal and old tires. It will be officiated by a gun-wielding Baptist pastor who quotes liberally from the Left Behind series. And the Maid of Honor, Britney Spears, of course will undoubtedly attempt to fuck the host before the ceremony.
"Tony adamantly and unconditionally denies ever having laid eyes on this woman, let alone having had an affair with her," says the attorney, Stanton "Larry" Stein of the firm Dreier Stein & Kahan. "The allegations of the supposed affair are entirely false and fabricated."
If you haven't heard already, Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien will be crossing the picket lines to restart their shows on January 2nd, joining Carson Daly as the only late-night hosts to screw over the Writer's Guild. How the hell is Leno going to pull this one off? The guy's got the natural talent of rotten vegetables; even with writers, he's insufferable. Without writers, I fear a black hole of anti-comedy will envelope all of L.A., sucking the city into a vortex of lame from which it may never recover.
Meanwhile, David Letterman's production company, Worldwide Pants, is negotiating separately with the writers with plans to bring his show back on January 9th, with the writers, under an interim agreement, which does unfortunately mean that he won't be bringing back his Network Time Killers, made famous during the last writer's strike 20 years ago. God Bless Dave.
Anderson, 40, filed for divorce Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences. The actress says she and Salomon separated the day before, on Thursday.
But two days later, she was spotted shopping with Salomon, and on Monday she posted this brief note on her Web site: "P.S. We're working things out."
Her new boyfriend struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo's bad throws.
All the interwebs are ablaze today with fanboy (and girl) excitement over the new bootlegged Dark Knight trailer, leaked today and picked up by various websites. But, I don't get it. What's the big deal? I've watched the video ten times now and I still haven't been able to get worked up about it? Are people that really excited about watching Batman shop for produce and toilet paper? Clearly, our standards for entertainment have been shot all to hell.
As always, I blame Bret Ratner.
"I swear to God, there is no story," she told PEOPLE Wednesday during a photoshoot for the magazine. "I met him at a party. He admitted he had a crush and I admitted, hey, vice versa. That was it. I wish there was actually something to tell. There was nothing."
"Well, I used to have a crush on him, anyway -- but that was before he dated Jessica Simpson. And since I wouldn't touch anything that had its dick in Jessica Simpson with a 10-foot pole, that kind of ruled out any possible romance."
Best Actor, Comedy or Musical: Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd; Ryan Gosling - Lars and the Real Girl; Tom Hanks - Charlie Wilson's War; Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Savages.Best Television Drama: "Big Love," "Damage," "Grey's Anatomy" (?!!!?!?!), "House," "Mad Men," and "The Tudors."
Sam Lufti, Spears' primary hanger-on of late, said the singer's anxiety level was too high for her to honor the appointment and that she bailed on the meeting after phoning a doctor.
Per Lufti, Spears had every intention of making the deposition and said the duo "got up and ready to go" to the offices of Federline's lawyer. "Her attorneys came to pick her up, but when she saw the media frenzy outside her house, her anxiety skyrocketed."
"Thin-twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are about to get some publicity that will have them running away faster than if they'd spotted a calorie.
Oh, sweetie. You really do need to read your scripts a little more closely. There's not a sequel to Ridley Scott's Oscar winning film, Gladiator, in the works, and if there were, it most certainly wouldn't be called Gladheateher, and the original role was for a character named Lucilla, not Loose Ella. The only respect you're looking to get by appearing in that movie is from the Kleenex company.
A source said: "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.
"The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."
I realize that both earnestness and a complimentary nature are terribly out of place on a gossip blog. But, I'm just going to put it out there: Rachel Bilson is a very pretty girl. With her clothes on. She's kind of stunning, actually.
I am curious, however, as to why there might be a World Premiere Screening of a trailer, but that's what she's attending. And, frankly, the trailer (after the jump) leaves me a little cold. Truthfully, I cannot watch it without thinking of TK's Sam Jackson oratory rattling in my head: "I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING TELEPORTATION."
Still, Rachel Bilson: Very pretty:
He says, "I was shocked to see the film when I saw my rear. I thought it would be a bit more shapely. They lied to me to get me to do the scene. They said, 'Oh, your ass, it's mouth watering. Let's get this on film before it's too late!' And I believed them. But it seemed like I had three asses somehow... My ass had double chins. That's not right. I've joined a gymnasium since the film. The next time you'll see my ass it'll be much more flattering."
"Hatcher's name, image and likeness have been linked to so many competitors' products (at least 17!) that it is anyone's guess as to what product keeps her skin and lips youthful," said the lawsuit.
"Jive hired Wayne Isham to direct, had all the dancers there - hair, makeup and everything," our source added. "But she refused to come. Jive was really upset. They were already paying everyone overtime, and finally Britney showed up 12 hours late - but only after they told her they were going to give the video shoot to another Jive artist, Samantha Jade."
Watching the video, for a few brief seconds -- around the minute mark -- I completely forgot that Zach Braff was a complete assbag. Hell, maybe I've been too hard on the guy; it's not often that a major motion picture star will do a line reading of a schmaltzy, sort of cringe-worthy script in furtherance of a marriage proposal. Of course, everything he reads herein is better than the encased Haggis he had to suffer through in The Last Kiss, so maybe it's simply a step forward in Braff's career.
"The looks on their faces were priceless," Richie told reporters after the shower. "Some of them didn't even believe us [when they saw the gifts]. They thought we were joking."
The Richie Madden Children's Foundation (at richiemaddenfoundation.com), Madden said, was an idea the couple had when they found out they were expecting. "We grew up in Los Angeles," he said, "and we want our child to be a part of the community, and to know that there's a responsibility to help the community."
The reformed five-piece wowed the sold-out crowd of 16,000 with hit after hit, but were accused by some critics of actually miming to a backing track.
However, a spokesperson for the group has dismissed the criticisms, saying, "All of the girls sang live. "There is a click track for the band to keep them in time, which is standard, but all of the girls' vocals were live.
It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys," she says. "It was hard for me to love the movie."
This is the last time I will address this subject. I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.
Glurp ... can't ... breathe ... too ... much ... earnestness ... blogger kryptonite. Large-chested celebrities ... not supposed to ... make sense or ... be capable of ... rational thought ... or have ... healthy ... sense of self. Feel sudden ... admiration ... for ... Jennifer Love Hewitt ... must repress ... memory of ... statement ... remind myself of what ... really matters ... televised chestploitation ... "Ghost Whisperer" ... bad show ... awful ... Hanes Her Way! ... ha ha ha ... happy place ... ahh ... can breathe ... again.
''As we were preparing to film, Montel walked up with his bodyguard and got in Courtney Scott's face pointing his finger telling her 'Don't look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I'm a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up,''' said Joseph Cosey, a web content producer for the newspaper. ''At this time he was randomly pointing at all of us.''