
So, Katherine Heigl had this to say about,
Knocked Up, the
movie that launched her movie career.
It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints
the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys," she says. "It was hard for
me to love the movie."
Let me ask you something, Katherine? Did you decide to become the voice for the female empowerment movement before or after you posed for the above photo? Or
this one? Or
this one? Or
this one? You want to stand up for women? Awesome. But, maybe try doing it with your fucking clothes on, Skank Cancer. Cause it's hard for me to listen to the words coming out of your mouth with all that cleavage in the way.
And maybe you forgot that your character in
Knocked Up was a humorless, uptight
career woman with a paycheck and ambition who was thoughtful enough to look for something redeemable in a loutish, porn-obsessed loser. But hey! He was the funny one, while you were stuck being the
responsible shrew. I guess that message wasn't the one you were trying to espouse, which is why you're next project is yet another
bland romantic comedy about a jilted bridesmaid who falls in love with her sister's fiance. How very feminist of you.
You're a
goddamn peach, Heigl.
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IDLYITW)
Goddamn Peach: In this context, there aren't enough words in the Enlish language to do the definition justice.