We here at W.I.M.B. typically shy away from making cheap shots at celebrities expanding waistlines -- if for no other reason than the plethora of shitty celebrity behavior and unfortunate fashion choices more than keep our plates full.
However, I do take a teeny tiny ounce of joy in pointing out Rachael Ray's big ol' fat face, here. Thar she blows -- girlfriend is getting huuuge! Can we attribute this to karma over shilling for Dunkin' Donuts? Or perhaps the lure of the very sugar-laden monstrosities she shills was just too strong? Hope you can get that Vanilla Spice Latte with a shot of insulin, fatso!
Karma: The sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. Or, commonly referred to in a way that your shitty actions will come back to bite you in the ass.
No no no.
This isn't Karma.
Getting run over by a Dunkin' Donuts truck would be Karma.
This is much simpler causation.
Eat Dunkin' Donuts, get Dunkin' Donuts chins (and thighs, and stomach, and arms, and... ...)