After a slew of "unflattering" paparazzi-taken photos of J-Love at the beach (I found nothing unflattering about them, personally) leaked out last week, she hit back over the weekend, delivering this strong rebuke:

This is the last time I will address this subject. I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.

Glurp ... can't ... breathe ... too ... much ... earnestness ... blogger kryptonite. Large-chested celebrities ... not supposed to ... make sense or ... be capable of ... rational thought ... or have ... healthy ... sense of self. Feel sudden ... admiration ... for ... Jennifer Love Hewitt ... must repress ... memory of ... statement ... remind myself of what ... really matters ... televised chestploitation ... "Ghost Whisperer" ... bad show ... awful ... Hanes Her Way! ... ha ha ha ... happy place ... ahh ... can breathe ... again.