Sharon, you look fabulous. The hair, makeup, jewelry, and dress -- it's all perfect! Honey, there are bitches half your age who don't look this good.

Just one teensy gripe. Why the grimace stole? You know they're endangered, right? I really encourage you to read some literature on the subject. It's just horrible what they do to these creatures. Poachers go after the grimace pups, club them over the head until their little brains ooze out all over the grassy woodland floor and just leave their bloody skinless bodies behind for the McNuggets to scavenge. And you, Miss Stone -- a high profile celebrity like yourself only perpetuates these horrible crimes. Next time try showing a little more responsibility.