Yeah, it sure must be hard to remember something like horribly abusing your girlfriend, especially when it's plastered all over the news. And the internet. And you have a police report. Seriously, the guy must tattoo reminders all over his body like that guy in Memento. He probably has shit like "Pick Up Milk" and "Don't Be A Violent, Mysogynistic Douche" all over his arms.
In his first interview since his Feb. 8 arrest for beating Rihanna, Chris Brown tells Larry King he doesn't remember abusing her and is still shocked the incident happened.
"When I look at it now, it's just like, wow, like, I can't — I can't believe that — that actually happened," he says in the interview, set to air Wednesday.
Though a judge has ordered Brown to stay 100 yards away from her for the next five years Brown, 20, tells King that he is still in love with Rihanna, 21. He said it's been "difficult" not being able to see her. (Asked about her dating other men," Brown said, "I definitely would be affected by it, but, at the end of the day, I mean, we're not together, so, if she's happy, I'm cool." He added, "We'll always be friends.") (Source)
Fox says she loves putting the typical "Hollywood type" man in his place.
"It's fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don't know if I'm hitting on them or mocking them," she says. "Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don't give a s---. I don't need someone else's power. I'm obtaining my own." (Source)
See? Megan Fox doesn't need your penis. She's like Susan B. Anthony. Or Wonder Woman. But with bigger boobies. Now, if she would only use her magical ta-tas to speak out against something like female circumcision instead of just bragging about how many douchebag actors she blue-balled...
Here's Megan Fox and breasts of wonder and smiles at The Teen Choice Awards:
Well, on top of being really, really REALLY gross to think about, there's also the matter that Michael Jackson has been dead for like, TWO MONTHS, and people are still going apeshit over this. I know he was a great artist and all, but come on, people, let it go. Please stop this shit already. For reals, homeskillet, for the sake of my sanity, please fucking stop.
One source said: "It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond.
"Now rumours are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket's biological dad."Close pals say Jacko, who died aged 50 at his Los Angeles home in June, is not the natural dad of Blanket, his brother Michael, 12, or their 11-year-old sister Paris. (Source)
Wow, how awful. Mistaken for the woman who performs in She & Him and starred in (500) Days of Summer? Wow, sucks to be you. But hey, it's still better than being mistaken for "That annoying chick who sang that song about kissing women for attention".
Katy Perry was mortified after being mistaken for Zooey Deschanel.
The 'I Kissed A Girl' singer was astonished when she was recognised by a group of fans in Los Angeles - only to realise they thought she was the '500 Days of Summer' actress.
She posted on her Twitter page: "F**k. I'm outside minding my own business eating pinkberry & some s**tz yell out the car "zooooooeeey desccchanel" FML, welcome to LA.(sic) (Source)
"Heidi is the one with the baby fever; Spencer is not," Stephanie told MTV News, adding that the wannabe singer, 22, might be taking her motherhood cues from the local book store.
"Here's the deal: Basically, Heidi got married; [then] she's like, 'Oh my God, what do I do?'" she explained. "I really feel like she went to a bookstore and saw 'Newlyweds: The Wife's Edition,' and so now she's like, 'I still want to get a house with a white picket fence... and then probably a dog, and then we'll move on to kids. And I want to take cooking lessons.'" (Source)
HA! Please, like Heidi reads books. She'd probably sit around poking it with a stick trying to figure out how "The Word Sandwich" works. God help the poor child that pops out of her vajooter. I wonder if she and Spencer know that you can't return a baby for store credit if you don't like it.
According to US reports, Linda has filed a motion in Pinellas County Superior Court, Florida, for the "enforcement of the confidential marital settlement". Linda claims the legendary wrestler has failed to release her beloved Harley Davidson motorcycle and pay her £140,000 which was due earlier this month.
But Linda is not only demanding the cash and vehicle — she now wants Hogan to foot the bill for all transport and attorney fees she has incurred during the long-running saga. And she has filed a request to have Hulk incarcerated if he fails to comply. (Source)
"I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss," she told MTV News.
"I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don't think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes." (Source)
Jenner just spoke with us by phone. According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis'), Jenner says "unrelentingly." Jayde felt he was harassing the woman -- whom Jayde and Brody know -- and she threw a drink on Francis.
Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away -- Brody followed. Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.
Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn't let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground. (Source)
That seemed apparent when the Canadian songstress was out and about in Southampton last weekend - sans hubby and looking anything but married. "She wanted to get away from Deryck and have a weekend to herself," says a source close to the "Sk8er Boi" singer.
A spy at celebrity eatery Georgica indeed saw Lavigne getting away - but hardly spending any time alone. Instead, says the onlooker, she was partying hard and hanging with a number of male admirers. Only later in the evening did Lavigne get paranoid about what the nearby paparazzi may have captured on film. "She kept running up to the photographers and asking to see the pictures they took," says one partygoer. (Source)
Says a superclose amigo to Hilton: Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to D.R.'s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion. And we don't exactly think she got Dougie's permission! Talk about an extreme home makeover.
Certainly not entirely self-minded, P.H. managed to frame a few pictures of the two of them as well, hamming it up for the camera in all sorts of ridiculous kissy-kissy poses. P's crew hung them all over chez Reinhardt for all houseguests to gawk at—or laugh at, depending what reaction you usually emit while staring at pics of Paris. (Source)
"I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed?" Wilkinson, 24, tells Us Weekly in an exclusive joint interview with Kardashian, 30. "And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"
Adds Kardashian (who, like Wilkinson, is also due in December), "They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to." (Source)
The first incident allegedly occurred in Europe three months earlier when Brown and Rihanna were in a "verbal dispute." She slapped him, and Brown responded by shoving her into a wall, the report stated.
Just three weeks before his February arrest for beating and threatening his ex-girlfriend after the Grammy Awards, the former couple was in Rihanna's native Barbados. While driving, they had an argument. According to the report, Brown got out and broke both the driver's and front passenger side windows. No one was injured, and the incident was not reported to authorities. (Source)
"The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan's house," a neighbor confessed. "Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her."
This is the second time Lohan, who is currently filming Robert Rodriguez' film "The Machete," has had her rented home burglarized. (Source)
"I was really impressed," the Hills star told Usmagazine.com at a Nylon magazine party in West Hollywood Monday night. "It reminded me of Britney Spears at the VMAs -- whatever year that was -- when she ripped off her suit and was, like, nude with sparkles. She kind of looked like that."
Spears stripped down to a sparkly nude suit at the 2000 MTV VMAs for her performance of "Oops, I Did It Again." Montag -- who has said she wants to have a similar career as the singer -- showed off a sequin bra and matching nude pants for "Body Language." (Source)
McAfee said fans searching for the actress have a one-in-five chance of ending up at a Web site designed to damage one's computer. Its the third annual report on the subject from McAfee, which last year found that Brad Pitt was the "most dangerous" celeb online. '
"Cybercriminals are star watchers, too," said Jeff Green, senior vice president of McAfee's product development. "They latch onto popular celebrities to encourage the download of malicious software in disguise." (Source)
It appears Ryan Jenkins "took his own life," Royal Canadian Mounted Police Sgt. Duncan Pound told the Vancouver Sun.
He was found hanging inside his room at the Thunderbird Motel in Hope, British Columbia, a spokeswoman for the California District Attorney's office told the Sun.
"The hotel staff had gone in to check on him... it would be speculation to say how long he had been in there," Pound said at a press conference Sunday evening. (Source)
"The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin [Tarantino, director] put a cover on that pot. With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said," Pitt tells the German magazine Stern. "The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story."
As for another WWII Hitler assassination movie with a famous Hollywood star, he says there is no comparison. When the Stern reporter mentioned Tom Cruise's recent turn in a film about a real plot to kill Hitler, Pitt simply said, "It was a ridiculous movie." (Source)
"You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people," he tells Access Hollywood at Thursday's Hellman's/Facebook Feeding American Event in NYC.
"I always tell her to love what you're doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion," he says. "I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it's important," Billy tells Us at the same event. (Source)
He said Jenkins -- who is considered "armed and dangerous" -- may have escaped to his native Canada on foot after the nude body of his ex-wife, Jasmine Fiore, 28, was found stuffed into a suitcase in a Buena Park, Calif., trash bin over the weekend.
It was also revealed that her teeth and fingers had been removed. "Ryan Jenkins is an animal," said Robert Hasman, a former boyfriend of Fiore's, who attended the conference with other relatives. "What he has done to Jasmine is unspeakable." (Source)
Ryan Jenkins was a contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire, an outside production, produced and owned by 51 Minds, that is licensed to VH1. The show completed production at the end of March. Given the unfortunate circumstances, VH1 has postponed any future airings. This is a tragic situation and our thoughts go out to the victim’s family. (Source)
"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something...she honestly feels screwed over," a pal tells Us of Aniston, who dined at NYC eatery Il Cantinori on June 18 with her He's Just Not That Into You costar -- a few weeks before he began dating Zellweger.
Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," continues the pal. (Source)
The singer has since slammed the rumors as "ridiculous", but Perry is convinced Lady Gaga purposefully made it look like she had a bulge in order to garner more publicity.
Perry has reportedly told Britain's Mirror newspaper, "It's all very calculated. She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on (sex toy). Bless her if she does have a d**k, but I am certain she doesn't." (Source)
She's scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas Sunday night, but an insider told Page Six, "They're a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed many rehearsals" while "Spencer tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool" after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas. "The Atlantis laughed in his face," our snitch reports. (Source)
A reality TV contestant became a true crime suspect Wednesday when cops announced they were searching for him in connection with the grisly murder of a Playboy bunny. Jasmine Fiore's body was found stuffed inside a suitcase that was dumped inside a Los Angeles-area trash bin and the last person she'd been seen with was 32-year-old Ryan Alexander Jenkins, police said.
And it was Jenkins, a contestant on the VH1 reality show "Megan Wants a Millionaire," who reported her missing on Saturday night, cops said. Jenkins split after making that call. He was believed to have slapped the license plate from his BMW on Fiore's 2007 white Mercedes before heading north for Canada, where he's from, police said. (Source)
The songbird, who has won a mere five awards out of 21 nominations since 1991, is officially taking herself out of the running this year. She'll release her album "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel" on Sept. 29, missing the Grammy cutoff date by just one day.
"Mariah's been shafted so many times before that it's like a big 'Kiss my butt' to the Grammy folks," says a music industry insider. "She doesn't need the awards, because her career is already so successful." (Source)
"Always leave them asking for more," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. "Next time, I'll have more to reveal." Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, she coyly replied, "Maybe." (Source)
Together since 1989 and married in 1996, the couple endured a roller-coaster relationship, filing papers to initiate divorce not once, but twice - only to patch things up again as recently as May.
In an interview released Monday, the actress told More magazine that she had no plans to reconcile with her husband. "I hit that crossroad a while ago," she said. "I know what I don't want." (Source)
Marty Singer, the couple's rep, told TMZ.com that he will sue anyone who publishes the "private, confidential tape," adding that "from what I've seen, it's a naked tape, not a sex tape."
The married couple and Peniche pass around the camera at the 25-year-old ex-beauty queen's apartment. In the clip, they appear intoxicated as they take a bath in a jacuzzi tub and lay around naked in bed while discussing their porn names.
"My alter-ego name is Peter," Dane, 36, said, adding, "my dog growing up was called Cocaine, and I lived on Manor Drive, so I'm Cocaine Manor." At one point, Gayheart, 38, says she has to lie down because she's "so high." (Source)
A source tells celebrity blogger Perez Hilton that Ashlee "came up completely wasted and yells at him to leave. They fought, she told him he was horrible in front of a whole group of people and made him leave his own party early. So they make a scene and leave the bar."
The report also alleges the star became irate when someone took a photo of her leaving the club and she demanded they delete the images. The stars security team then reportedly ushered them to a corner and got their driver to pick them up and leave. (Source)
The Charmed star, 36, walked down the aisle with her CAA agent boyfriend David Bugliari Saturday in New Jersey, Usmagazine.com has confirmed. The couple swapped vows at his parents' home. (Source)
Celebrities in the crowd, including comedian George Lopez, were captured on camera looking gob smacked - but Jonas reveals it was all a stunt. He says, "Thankfully it was a wig but he didn't cut too much, just a little hair. There were some classic faces out there (in the audience)." (Source)
Assistant Dean of Public Affairs Leslie Steinberg tells us that the first-year law student started night classes earlier this week, saying that he went through the regular admissions process and was accepted after submitting an undergraduate record, and after taking a law school admissions test.
Celeb status aside, Steinberg believes that O'Connell fits in just fine: "I get the feeling that he felt like one of the students at orientation and had a great time and is really diving in." (Source)
Zig wanted to look at celebrities from the era of New York Fries’ birth “that are no longer all that relevant,” Berenstein said. (Source)
Speaking with E! Tuesday, she refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick were back together.
"You're going to have to see on the show," she said, referring to her new reality show with sister 'Khloe, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami,' which debuts Sunday. A source tells Us, "Their new show shows everything. She went nuts in Miami." (Source)
After chatting about their very public life together, the talk turns to the pair's sexual exploits, with Montag confessing she experiences 20 to 30 orgasms a day.
She says, "Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day." Pratt adds, "I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as you are. Most girls are usually just about themselves." Montag then comments, "It makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car."
Her husband then recalls private plane sex on New Year's Eve, when "I initiated you into the Mile High Club," adding, "That was maybe the best experience I've ever had in my entire life... getting to fulfill the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn't come back."
Pratt concludes, "I feel sorry for couples who aren't as sexually satisfied as we are." (Source)
She explained the all-green fashion item was a "commentary on not wearing fur." Gaga added, "I hate fur and I don't wear fur."
Now, PETA bosses want her to team with them to get her message across - and they've asked her to wear nothing but "a few playing cards" as part of the organization's ongoing "Rather Go Naked than Wear Fur" ad campaign. (Source)
After the show on Sunday, Cook told Access Hollywood that the joke was a late addition to his bit. "That's the best part about being a comic when you go, 'Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].' The elephant in the room moment. So, I'll take it, I'll take the hit. It's okay." (Source)
Kattan - who's been in town talking up his IFC miniseries "Bollywood Hero" - greeted Piven with a snarky, "So, what are you here to promote, your Broadway play?" The actor sniped back irritably, "Well, what are you here to promote? Mango?" - a reference to Kattan's swishy "Saturday Night Live" stripper character.
Says an insider, "After some back and forth, Jeremy said something really personal to Chris that basically attacked his career. He said 'Whoa, man - I thought we were just fooling around here.'" Not the right thing to say to the man who plays Ari Gold, apparently. "I'm getting sued for that s--t!" the actor shouted. "It's not funny!"
Our source adds, "Jeremy slammed the green room door right in Chris' face, and about 20 people in the hallway outside could hear him yelling obscenities. He was furious. (Source)
Asked who would win in a brawl between Robert Pattinson and his own vampiric creation, Whedon shot back, "I think Robert Pattinson is really cool. Angel would kick the s**t out of him. He's Angelus. There's no Edward Cullunus. He just gets shiny in the sun. Boreanaz would have him down in a heartbeat. No offense, cause he's hot." (Source)
The Hillsborough County medical examiner's office said that although 50-year-old father of two died from hypertensive heart disease, cocaine use was a contributing cause of death.
(At the time of his death, medical examiner Vernard Adams said Mays was taking the prescription painkillers Tramadol and hydrocodone for hip pain, but there was no indication of drug abuse.) (Source)
DioGuardi shot down speculation that she was hired last season as an insurance policy against Abdul in case she leaves.
"The way I'm understanding it is that it was her choice to leave," DioGuardi said of Abdul. "I never was here to replace her. It would be impossible to replace Paula Abdul. She's an incredible talent. She is somebody who helped make the show as big as it is. How could you ever replace that?"
"If anything, she was really somebody who helped me because it was awkward at times being the fourth person," she added. (Source)
Well of course it's not your fault she quit. Obviously, it's the little people who live inside her head who tell her to do things when she mixes her down-down pills with her happy juice. It's like Mama always said: Xanax with liquor, never been sicker. Xanax with beer, the tiny people in your head start telling you to burn things.
Here's the Lil' Miss Insanity at The Hangover After Party in New York:
She says, "I'm not a fan of the action genre! It was actually sort of painstaking and I'm the most uncoordinated clumsy, klutzy person. I always had a bruise, I always tripped and fell.
"I'd be trying to look serious running while a car tries to chase me down and I would still look stupid. I realise I'm not really built for it! I think I'll give it a go one more time, but I might have to get in shape or something beforehand!" (Source)
I love how even when she's trying to poke fun at herself, she still comes off as something of a bitch. I mean really, bashing the action genre already? Bad Rainbow Killer, bad! Wait until AFTER the movie has taken in a shitload of money and made you a household name, THEN start bad-mouthing it!
Here's Katherine Heigl at the London premiere of The Ugly Truth:
"I didn't want to but I pulled the 'Kendra' card and got out of a ticket hahahaha," she wrote. (Source)
When it was first announced in July 2008 that Diamond would pen the memoir, publisher Gotham Books promised "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying" that occurred throughout the nearly thirteen years he was a part of the hit sitcom franchise.
But, according to The New York Observer, Gotham dropped the 32-year-old star shortly after he turned in his manuscript three months ago. Behind the Bell has since been picked up by a small Montreal-based operation called Transit Publishing. (Source)
...With a new reality show in the pipeline, K-Fed eager to get back into shape and a weight loss brand has come to his rescue.
They want him to be the face of their new products and are reportedly ready to pay him £1.4million. A spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance) confirmed: "Yes, we're trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet." (Source)
Judge Patricia Schnegg told the R&B star that she doesn't want him doing easy community service but rather 1,400 hours of "community labor" for smacking around his ex-girlfriend.
"I do not favor community service," said Schnegg, explaining that she wants to see Brown, 20, outdoors picking up trash or cleaning up graffiti. (Source)
The relationship "probably looked awful," Miller says in the September issue of British GQ. "I probably seem like not a particularly nice person, not a girl's girl."
"I do think sometimes people get morally superior without understanding situations," she says of the criticism. "And the situation I got into was not ideal, but it happened and if I could go back and be more responsible, I would." (Source)
Candy Spelling won't be making an appearance on Tuesday night's season finale of daughter Tori's reality show, Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, but on Thursday she said she has just one thing to say to Tori: "I love you, and I always will."
In a video preview of the finale (Oxygen, 10 p.m. ET/PT), Tori realizes Candy won't be attending Stella's birthday party: "I'm mad at myself. I'm mad that I actually got sucked back into holding out hope once again after 36 years." (Source)
“With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol,” Abdul, 47, writes on her Twitter page. “I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day one become an international phenomenon.”
She adds: “What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me. I do, without any doubt, have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all.” (Source)
A source told The Sun: "They were making out all night and biting each other's candy necklaces. "Later, they headed to Vince Neil's Paradise Tower mega suite to continue partying." (Source)
Wearing a sleeveless sequined top with armholes cut down low, Miller's shirt fell forward exposing a swath of skin and the side of her breast after she greeted the hosts. Sadly for Regis, he is out this week and missed seeing the British beauty.
Later, as Miller gesticulated through some anecdotes, the "Live" cameras stayed preemptively zoomed tight on her face. (Source)
"In truth, she wrote it with a team of professional writers and was signed by the very same guy that signed me in 1995. "I have not mentioned that in interviews as I don't want to sound bitter or petty, because that's not me.
"Okay, maybe, if I really think about it, there were a few jealous and p***ed off moments.
"So here goes, for the first time in an interview... "F*** you Katy Perry, you f***ing stupid, maybe 'not good for the gays', title thieving, haven't heard much else, so not quite sure if you're talented, f***ing little slut." (Source)