So, yeah. Alyssa Milano got married to some dude over the weekend, who isn't even rich or famous or anything. The wedding took place in New Jersey at the dude's parents' house. That sounds ... Magical.

The Charmed star, 36, walked down the aisle with her CAA agent boyfriend David Bugliari Saturday in New Jersey, Usmagazine.com has confirmed. The couple swapped vows at his parents' home. (Source)

I wish there was a way to embellish this story, like by saying there were elephants and trapeze artists there, or that the dude pulled off his dude mask and there was a Prince underneath and they flew away together on his flying carpet. So I guess I'll just sum it up by saying some dude won the wife lottery this weekend.

Samantha Micelli at her book signing in March: