Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears were seen out together at the Grand Star Jazz Club in Los Angeles Sunday evening. So much for sobriety and sanity! Adding Lindsay Lohan to Britney Spears is basically like adding whatever it is that you add to baking soda to make one of those volcanos when you were a kid. What? Science wasn't my strong suite, OKAY?
Vinegar - it's vinear you add to make the volcano.
Which, curiously enough, is what I smell when I look at this picture of the re-emaciated Lohan. Some sort of not-quite-right, almost medicinal, vinegary smell...
I can't believe that it's Britney who looks better here.