Heidi Admits Her Playboy Pictures Were Boring
Heidi Montag appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday to discuss her lame-as-shit Playboy spread which consisted of almost zero nudity whatsoever, which is pretty much the entire point of posing for Playboy."Always leave them asking for more," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. "Next time, I'll have more to reveal." Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, she coyly replied, "Maybe." (Source)
"Always leave them asking more" would be fantastic logic if it didn't pertain to something people didn't ask for in the first place, but yet somehow still ended up being spectacularly disappointed with, anyway. You know what else was kind of a letdown the first time around? Avian flu. When's that coming back?
Why does her face look so weird? Besides the fact that she's criminally fug, that is. I think they Photoshopped her to make her look 15, which adds yet another film of filth over this whole thing.
And what did she mean by "next time I'll have more to reveal." A third boob? A penis???
By "next time", is Speidi trying to get paid yet again to show a bit more skin? Or would that one be a freebie?
This is why Playboy is going bankrupt. And rightfully so.
Goodbye Playboy, and may your corpse rot faster than that of your founder's. Even if his body is not yet officially dead.
I agree, I think this spread says more about lame playboy is, that they paid for her for this? If they had any balls anymore, they would have told her to get naked or get the f out. Playboy has officially jumped the shark.