Remember Miley Cyrus'
9-year-old sister Noah Cyrus, who is already dressing like a total skank even though she looks like something out of
The Dark Crystal? Yeah, that one. Well here she is along with some other up-and-coming Disney kid stars at the "
Totally Texty Teen Choice Awards Pre-Party" last night wearing her best hooker boots and posting seductively on a stripper pole. You know, just like normal kids do. I remember being that age ... My friends and I would practice making out with boys on our hands. And really, these kids are no different. Except for the part that they use cucumbers.
You know what bugs me (besides the obvious)? Give this trollish little girl another 10 years and she'll magically turn out to be a beautiful woman. You don't see child stars grow up to be ugly... well, except for a few like Haley Joel Osment. I wonder what the secret it...
What kind of parent proactively sets out to get men to masturbate over their young children?
Aaah, ma'bad.
Billy Ray Cyrus. Gotcha.
Is Noah a boy? I think Noah might be a boy...
Do I go to Hell for thinking she's one of the most aggressively ugly kids I've ever seen? I mean, why do I think that? What's wrong with me (besides my stellar vision)? I'm bad! I'm going to take my vitamins, eat some fruit and call it day.