Homewrecker: (Noun) Someone who breaks up the marriage of a couple by having an extramarital affair.

Hey everyone, meet Mel Gibson's whore! Did you honestly think a high-profile, crispidy, crunchedy Hollywood divorce wouldn't have a creamy, salacious filling? Anyway, the lucky lady is a 24-year-old (natch) Russian pop singer named Oksana Pochepa.

Smitten Oksana, who first hit the Russian charts aged 13, said yesterday: “This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting.

“We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too — I know what I want.”

The singer, who is also a model, claimed to have visited Mel on the set of a movie in Boston last summer. But she added the two were not yet ready to go public with details of their love. She said: “I would not like to say more right now.” (Source)

Aww, I'm kind of disappointed Sugar Tits decided to stop there. Mel Gibson is supposedly worth in the area of $900 million, and going by what she's divulged so far, I'd put him left with a broken toaster oven and a couple packs of Lance's "Captain's Wafers" on his end of the divorce settlement. Maybe next time she can shoot for getting those crackers taken away, too.