Fed Up: (Adjective) Annoyed or upset at a situation or treatment.

HOOOOOMYGOD! Mel Gibson's wife of twenty-eight years and seven children, has filed for divorce, citing the good old reliable "irreconcilable differences."

"Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so," a rep for Gibson, 53, tells Usmagazine.com in a statement.

TMZ.com alleges that "there is no prenuptial agreement" based on source reporting. In 2006, Gibson's fortune was estimated at $900 million. Under California law, community property -- which includes earnings -- is divided 50/50. (Source)

Finally, Mel Gibson's wife will be able to open her eyes, and for the first time in years, be able to see the world through the eyes of a woman not married to a mysoginistic, sadomasochist Jesus freak with an alcohol problem; but still with half of his money. And Mel Gibson will be able to fall happily back off the wagon and head on down to Spring Break to bang a gaggle of 21-year-old girls. Everyone wins!*

* Not counting any coeds who contract chlamydia from Mel Gibson.