Unrepentant
Unrepentant: (Adjective) Showing no regret for one's wrongdoings.After photos of her jogging in daisy dukes and a bikini with her titters hanging all out for all of creation to see surfaced on the internet yesterday, Miley Cyrus apologized for her lack of discretion on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. Kidding! She acted like an indignant little shit, as always.
"I don't get the big whoop, but whatever," she said Monday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show. "I guess it's just... I'm not allowed to jog any more."
"I don't get why people are allowed to take pictures and make them something they're not, but I guess that's just how their job works and how they'll make the most money." (Source)
My favorite part is the little passive aggressive jab about how she's "not allowed to jog anymore." Oh, boo hoo! How life is so unfair for Miley Cyrus! That's like showing up at the grocery store drunk out of your mind and ramming into people with your cart and stumbling around, knocking down displays and shit and then saying "I guess I'm not allowed to go grocery shopping anymore" when you get removed from the premises. Yeah. Nobody was sympathetic to me that time, either.
Not allowed to jog anymore? Girl needs to get over herself. For the love of god, you're 16, we just want you to wear a goddamn sports bra already!
Though to be fair, up here, every 16 year old and their dog wears short-shorts and tees in the summer. I suppose the difference is people aren't out taking their pics and putting them up on the internet.
Yes you are not allowed to go jogging anymore, actually you are not allowed to breathe anymore, thanks!
Somehow we never see pictures like these of Selena Gomez. I wonder why?
I love how she's so bad at pretending this wasn't all a stunt to get more attention. I just HAPPENED to be jogging with my shirtless boyfriend! in my tiny shorts and just happened to be in my bikini top and the sweaty shirt and OH, those dratted paparazzis! what a bother they are! nope, none of this was expected or planned at all!
What is the slightest interesting thing About this girl?
Why would anyone except an 11 year old boy find her the least bit attractive?
Jogging in while wearing daisy dukes and a baggy T-shirt over a bikini top is indiscretion?
Doing something that is neither illegal or hurtful to others is comparable to "showing up at the grocery store drunk out of your mind and ramming into people with your cart and stumbling around, knocking down displays"?
Pointing out the stupidity of this is "unrepentant" and "passive aggressive".
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.