Common Sense: (Noun) Good sense and sound judgment in practical matters.

Miley Cyrus went out jogging with her underwear model boyfriend and his crucifix of statutory rape this weekend wearing denim cut-offs, sunglasses and what appears to be a bikini top, because... I don't know why. Because Miley Cyrus is a fucking idiot. Don't get me wrong, when I was sixteen, I was a fucking idiot, too. All sixteen year olds are. I think I actually used to go rollerblading in the summer wearing nothing but like, a swim suit. But you know what the difference is between me at sixteen and Miley Cyrus? About $100 million dollars, give or take a couple hundred grand. Once you can buy yourself a solid gold toilet, you are no longer are afforded the leisure of going around being a fucking idiot all the time. Sorry, I don't make up the rules. That's just the way it is.