Awesome: (Adjective) Extremely good; totally excellent.

The "Rock of Love: Charm School" reunion aired last night and it was everything I thought it could be and more. Well, maybe not "and more" because I would have liked a little more footage of the actual fisticuffs, to be honest. First of all, when news came in of a physical altercation between Sharon Osbourne and Megan, nobody said that Megan was going to be totally effing wasted. (Melee starts at 7:00 minute mark.) Second of all, it was originally reported that Megan called Ozzy a "brain-dead rock star," and not, in fact, whatever expletives that were behind the bleeping sound that came out of Megan's mouth. And you know, while I don't know exactly what Megan said; I agree with her 100%. That whole worthless, stinking Osbourne clan has been milking the fame of the family patriarch for how long now under the guise of actual celebrity. At least Megan has the decency to just put on a bikini and say, "Hey, I'm a useless whore! Love me for who I am!" And that, my friends, is something I can respect at the end of the day.

Speaking of which, here's Ozzy Osbourne's most famewhorey offspring at Flaunt magazine's 10th anniversary party last month: