Throwdown
Throwdown: (Verb) When two or more parties kick each others' motherloving asses.During the "Rock of Love: Charm School" reunion taping this weekend, Sharon Osbourne allegedly got into a physical altercation with contestant Megan Hauserman after Megan called Ozzy a "brain dead rock star." Oooh...
She says Sharon O. ran across the stage of the show, grabbed Megan by her hair and would not let go. She says Sharon (who is the host of the show) continued to pull at her hair and scratch her until security eventually separated the two. Megan went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and filed a report with the LAPD on Sunday night. (Source)
Really, is it a surprise to anyone that Sharon Osbourne would try to beat a bitch up? I mean, what genius decided to put Sharon bleeping Osbourne in charge of something called "Charm School" in the first place? I've seen her house on TV, and the floor is covered in dog shit pretty much constantly. They might as well make Lindsay Lohan the new host of Celebrity Rehab when Dr. Drew decides he wants more money.
Yes, but anybody who fucks with Ozzy deserves what she gets. I'm surprised the stoners and the skaters didn't infiltrate the bitch's ER cubical and kick her and spit on her until her water balloons popped.
Fucking "Crazy Train" has done, is doing, and will do more for pop culture than Rock of Love and ALL MTV programming in the last 10 years has done. Throw in any three songs from Black Sabbath (PARANOID, B-CHES!), and Megan Hauserman looks like the cheap sasquatch groupie with plastic tits that she is.
YOU CAN'T KILL ROCK AND ROLL! Bitch is lucky I wasn't within driving distance when she said that. Ozzy made her industry, and she's an ingrateful attention slut who was trying to score easy points. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MEGAN?
Little does Megan Whore know that Sharon's daddy had ties to the mob.
Sharon has been kicking ass before Megan Whore was a gleam in her dad whore's eyes!
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
See, this is why I love Charm School - because these idiotic skanks all think they are God's Gift, super-special because they are so hot (in their own minds) and so conniving and they all think they are something new under the sun. Sharon Osborne has seen idiots like them come and go for decades now, and laughs at their patheticness openly. I'm kind of surprised she actually let Megan under her skin like that, though. Anyway - on top of Ozzy's incomparable contribution to music, Sharon Osborne fucking INVENTED the celebreality show (for better or worse). It stuns me that these whores don't realize they are NOTHING in the presence of this woman. Yeah - Ozzy's braindead now - but Sharon's still making money, and making sure Ozzy's making money, and if you've ever watched a single episode of "Behind the Music," you know what a feat that is.
And - I'm ranting about the awesomeness of Sharon Osborne. Um, sorry.
Let's be really, really real here. Who is surprised that Sharon Osbourne was fixin to cut a bitch?
Nobody?
Thought not.
Cut a bitch. Exactly. Fuckin' a.
That Megan bitch deserves everything she got. Whether you like Sharon Osbourne or not, she put that cunt in her place. How can you not support that?