Market Value
Market Value: (Noun) The amount for which something can be sold on a given market.You know what I love? Being right. And so I love that in the wake of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston's relationship, John Mayer is proving himself to be the douche-flavored fuck knuckle we always knew he was. Allegedly, in addition to losing his girl, J-Bag is feeling the smart of another more crucial loss:
“He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving,” says one paparazzo. “Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”
According to one paparazzo source, “Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.” (Source)
Chin up, Johnny! $200 bucks is nothing to sniff at. I mean, I personally wouldn't pay whatever change I have in my pocket and a stale bag of Pepperoni Pizza Combos® for pictures of John Mayer. No offense, it's just that you never know when you're going to be hungry for Combos. They're made with real cheese, you know.
John totally
No matter how crap your day may become, just seeing that photo makes everything better.
Seriously. I've scrolled past it like five times now, and I can't stop laughing. It's still okay to make fun of retards on the internet, isn't it?
You know I just WILL NOT snark on him because of the remote chance that it might be misconstrued as a positive on the Aniston fella.
Not, on my watch missy!
Oo look, it's the Shatman!
he certainly excels at the role of 'douche-flavored fuck knuckle', which is probably my favorite descriptive title ever. maybe he should get together with turd burglar Pete!
gawd, do you suppose that's his "O" face?
he looks like the "scream" (the movie) guy!
*shudders*
That doesn't sound at all like the John Mayer I know.
And love.
In a gay way.
I never understood what she saw in this douchebag anyway.
Jen, call me. We will have sexy time together.