Mesh Shirt is a Vagina-Kicker
Michael Lohan, who, if you'll remember, was arrested two weeks ago for violating a retraining order against his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller -- filed a counter criminal complaint alleging that Erin had been abusive to him on at least one occasion. So now Erin has filed papers attempting to get the court to drop that complaint by documenting every time Michael was abusive to her, including a time that he kicked her in the vagina. Gooosch!Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.
Feb. 2008: Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook
March 2008: Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand ... causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."
May 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain."
June 2008: Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c*nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!'" (Source)
Not to be all "Judgey Judgmentalson" or anything here, but she could have avoided all of this if she would have just done the sensible thing and dumped him after he gave her a fake watch for her birthday. I mean seriously, what a cheapskate. This is Lindsay Lohan's dad we're talking about here. You mean to tell me he didn't see any of that sweet Parent Trap money?
I fully expect that someone of Micheal Lohan's ilk to beat and kick a woman, but what is curious about this story is that a woman would be attracted to this squirrel weasel hybrid, and stick around for as long as she did receiving regular beat downs. Crazy attracts crazy?
When Linds is filing for bankruptcy and wondering what the hell happening to that career she had, she can thank her father for being a parasitic parasite and making a living out of her vulture ridden carcass thereby making sure no production company, studio backed or not, can hire her. How can you market around her insane felon white trash ex con father? With his syphilitic brain lesions typing blogs and articles about her, since he can't apparently get a job or wants to work when he can be paid to betray his child, she doesn't have a chance and in a world of screwed up actors, her father is so f'ed up no one will hire her.