One thing you might not know, but Gossip tends to be overtly cyclical in nature. Every week, without fail, Paris Hilton will do something dumb and slutty, George Clooney will be giving a fresh case of herpes to some poor new girl, and one of the Lohans will be arrested. So it should come as no surprise that Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for Criminal Contempt, and all was right with the world.

Authorities on New York's Long Island say Lindsay Lohan's father is accused of violating an order of protection by calling his estranged girlfriend.

Suffolk County prosecutors say Michael Lohan was arrested Monday on a misdemeanor charge of criminal contempt. They say the alleged phone call was made on Sunday morning. (Source)

This is precisely how we ensure that the universe is in order and that chaos has not overthrown the natural balance: If at any point there isn't at least one Lohan either in court or in jail, then kiss your ass goodbye, because the order of all beings has been thrown into madness. God bless you, Lohans, for being your crazy, self-entitled, fame-whoring selves.