Meet Noah Cyrus. She's Miley Cyrus' nine-year-old sister, because, oh God, it is never going to end. In this clip taken from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" actress Brittany Curran's 19th birthday this week, Noah makes it clear that she's as fame hungry, if not hungrier than her sister. Don't let her tender age fool you, folks. If you thought Miley was bad, Noah is like Miley Cyrus crossed with a crackhead, a prostitute, JonBenet Ramsey and the Tasmanian Devil. It's terrifying, to say the least. What have you wrought upon us, Billy Ray? What in God's name have you done??
WTF! Why were these little girls allowed out in those outfits? Jesus Christ what is wrong with their parents?
kelly said:
what's wrong with her parents? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER HEAD??
Holy christ.
Carolyn said:
I'll give you that. Is her family in-bred? She is a "interesting" looking little girl. Hopefully she will grow into/out of whatever's going on there.
Mrs. Plainview said:
I'm afraid of the FBI busting in on me if I look at that picture again.
Let me use this time to announce my idea of banning all child actors. Until you turn 16, no famewhoring for you.
All child parts will be played by little people. More jobs for the vertically challenged, and countless childhoods are saved.
celery said:
i couldn't watch more than 20 seconds.
wow. just, wow.
anonymous said:
I love fluffy kittens.
Jadine said:
"anonymous", I really hope your kidding, cause that's pretty fucking sick.
Jadine said:
I meant you're. Stacey, perhaps you should remove such an offensive comment.
Stacey said:
I didn't want to say anything mean about her appearance but you guys beat me to it. She looks like Whore Fraggle. There, I said it.
TryScience said:
I was going to say she reminded me of Labyrinth. You know, Hoggle?
I also saw an ep of that Billy Ray show or miniseries or whatever, and I don't generally curse about children but this little mutant is also a spoiled, means-pirited, self-centered, just plain nasty...I decided not to curse after all.
Alli said:
I for one hope she gets even more awkward looking with age, it will be so much more fun to watch!
I think the most terrifying bit of the video (and the point where I was compelled to turn it off) was when I realized she and Thing 2 were copying (remaking? rebooting?) the "Miley and Mandy Show", also known as the point where my emotions towards Miley Cyrus shifted gears from amused to bemused to utterly dismayed.
Carolyn said:
Alli makes a good point. We did miss out on the horrible awkwardness of Bruce and Demis monster kids teen years. Imagine Rumer as a young spud? Watching her head grow bigger and more freakish as the years roll past. That would have been good times.
Jhoel said:
for the sake of my family and our 8yr old daughter....I HAVE to move out of this f*ed up country!
Pencils said:
Does this child have a mother, or just a manager and a publicist? What is she wearing? $5 says she'll be in rehab by the time she's 15.
Meet Noah Cyrus. She's Miley Cyrus' nine-year-old sister, because, oh God, it is never going to end. In this clip taken from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" actress Brittany Curran's 19th birthday this week, Noah makes it clear that she's as fame hungry, if not hungrier than her sister. Don't let her tender age fool you, folks. If you thought Miley was bad, Noah is like Miley Cyrus crossed with a crackhead, a prostitute, JonBenet Ramsey and the Tasmanian Devil. It's terrifying, to say the least. What have you wrought upon us, Billy Ray? What in God's name have you done??
WTF! Why were these little girls allowed out in those outfits? Jesus Christ what is wrong with their parents?
what's wrong with her parents? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER HEAD??
Holy christ.
I'll give you that. Is her family in-bred? She is a "interesting" looking little girl. Hopefully she will grow into/out of whatever's going on there.
I'm afraid of the FBI busting in on me if I look at that picture again.
Let me use this time to announce my idea of banning all child actors. Until you turn 16, no famewhoring for you.
All child parts will be played by little people. More jobs for the vertically challenged, and countless childhoods are saved.
i couldn't watch more than 20 seconds.
wow. just, wow.
I love fluffy kittens.
"anonymous", I really hope your kidding, cause that's pretty fucking sick.
I meant you're. Stacey, perhaps you should remove such an offensive comment.
I didn't want to say anything mean about her appearance but you guys beat me to it. She looks like Whore Fraggle. There, I said it.
I was going to say she reminded me of Labyrinth. You know, Hoggle?
I also saw an ep of that Billy Ray show or miniseries or whatever, and I don't generally curse about children but this little mutant is also a spoiled, means-pirited, self-centered, just plain nasty...I decided not to curse after all.
I for one hope she gets even more awkward looking with age, it will be so much more fun to watch!
I think the most terrifying bit of the video (and the point where I was compelled to turn it off) was when I realized she and Thing 2 were copying (remaking? rebooting?) the "Miley and Mandy Show", also known as the point where my emotions towards Miley Cyrus shifted gears from amused to bemused to utterly dismayed.
Alli makes a good point. We did miss out on the horrible awkwardness of Bruce and Demis monster kids teen years. Imagine Rumer as a young spud? Watching her head grow bigger and more freakish as the years roll past. That would have been good times.
for the sake of my family and our 8yr old daughter....I HAVE to move out of this f*ed up country!
Does this child have a mother, or just a manager and a publicist? What is she wearing? $5 says she'll be in rehab by the time she's 15.
that is creepy. the cyrus girl looks strange.
OMG!! What are those kids wearing? SOMEBODY BETTER STOP THIS TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!
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yallare messed upyou know your in america when people make fun of kids i bet your kids are just as uglyif you dont have one get one ha!