Bikini Parade: (Noun) A public procession celebrating women wearing scantily clad swimwear.Holly Madison helped the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority
earn a Guinness World Record for staging the world's largest bikini parade and pool party yesterday, with nearly 300 ladies marching down the Vegas strip. Incidentally, the people at the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority also won a Guinness World Record for having the
best job ever.




I bet the previous record was held by the 10 floozies that walked through the strip in bikinis because they had got caught in the revolving door of their hotel and couldn't remember how to get back to the pool.
Ugh, that car's gonna need full decontamination and detailing now.