Too Soon: (Phrase) The standard response for poking fun of timely or sensitive issues.

Lindsay Lohan is currently starring in this video for Funny Or Die, (which marks the first time she's starred in anything in years!) in which she pokes fun at herself and the media tornado surrounding her breakup with Samantha Ronson as an eHarmony.com commercial spoof. At the end of the clip, she mentions her now famous Us Weekly cover story by saying: "Or, you could find me on the cover of Us Weekly ... Because I'm so alone."

That's great and all. I can always appreciate celebrities having a good sense of humor about themselves, but isn't she like, making fun of a quote that she herself willing gave to Us Weekly just last week? I mean, it was literally six days ago that I wrote about it. That's like if Britney would have gone on "Saturday Night Live" the weekend after her head shaving, umbrella-car-smashing incident and done a sketch parodying it. Come to think of it, even if she did that today it would still be more "funny, oh, I just remembered I have business to take care of in the other room" than "funny ha ha."

Also, really, Lindsay? You keep 90% of gossip websites in business? Please. Get your head out of your ass. I know a girl named Miley who is just itching to take your place.

More of Linds parading around Beverly Hills last week trying not to draw attention to herself: