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Original: (Noun) Something serving as a model or basis for imitations or copies.Zooey Deschanel has finally had it with being mistaken for that stupid whore Katy Perry. Of course, she didn't say it quite like that, as her beauty is only outmatched by her class.
"It's a little bit annoying, to be totally blunt. The only similarity that we have is that we look a little bit alike. I have met her before. She seems like a nice person. I'm happy that she's famous enough now that she's not going out and being mistaken for me.
"I used to get, 'I heard you were out at such-and-such club drinking whiskey!' (when) I was at home watching TV. I think we lead very different lives. At some point I feel like this will stop being a thing. I like the way my life goes. It's sort of strange to be associated with someone that's doing such different stuff than me. It's weird." (Source)
Here's a handy guide for telling the difference between Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel. #1: Does it smell like lip smackers and desperation? #2: Does it have Hello Kitty attatched anywhere to it? #3: Does it make you want to start punching things? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you've probably got a Katy Perry on your hands. Don't make direct eye contact and seek shelter immediately.
More of perty Zooey at the Vanity Fair Oscar party:
#4 Are her eyes bugging out of her skull as if she were trying to eat your soul?
If I'm good in this life can I please come back as a Deschanel sister? They're like, retarded gorgeous.
Aww, I love Zooey. Love her clothes and her singing and her "real girl" image, even though she's so much prettier than the average girl or even the average Hollywood girl. I hate Perry for tainting the Zooey image.
And talk about a backhanded compliment: I'm happy that she's famous enough now that she's not going out and being mistaken for me. Ooh, snap.
Okay, I think I got it: Katy Perry is the one in Wedding Crashers and Zooey Deschanel is the one in Enchanted.