Breeder
Breeder: (Noun) An animal that breeds at a particular time or in a particular way.Audrina Patridge is the latest face of PETA, appearing in a new ad encouraging people to adopt shelter animals. Since Audrina is a (A) retarded (B) famewhore, she overwhelmingly met both qualifications to become a PETA spokesmodel.
In a statement released by PETA, Patridge says, "Each year, 6 to 8 million unwanted dogs and cats are turned in to shelters, and half are killed because there aren't enough good homes. The solution is as easy as ABC - animal birth control. Always spay and neuter, and never buy from a pet store or a breeder." (Source)
That's a great statement, but what we could really use is a public figure advocating the spaying and neutering of "The Hills" castmembers. It's one thing to perpetuate stupidity, but quite another to start, you know, playing God with it. We've got one chance here, and after that our only hope is that some kind of Terminator figure comes back from the future to keep Heidi and Spencer from doing it.
More of Anorexrina and her retardical new tattoo at Paleyfest last night:
I'm still amazed at how she looks like a COMPLETELY different person now. I barely recognize her--if it weren't for the dead eyes, I'd call bullshit on this being her. IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HER. It's so fucking weird and woman, step away from the plastic surgery.
I read on awfulplasticsurgery.com that Audrina may have had some really expensive eye work done to curb that "duh" expression she always seems to have.
Why buy when you can eat!
Don't adopt, barbeque!
PETA kills animals. Just ask the owners of the Piggy Wiggly about their dumpster just down the road from PETA's headquarters. If you don't know, find out.
How many birds gave their all, for that set of angel wings? OK, they're probably synthetic . . . I'm just sayin . . . Looks rather hypocritical.