Poser



Poser
: (Noun) A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.


Miley Cyrus has taken to YouTube to hit back at certain people for making fun of her for wearing that stupid Iron Maiden shirt she's been wearing all the time lately. You're more than welcome to watch the above clip, but since Miley's voice is like beating a fucking chalkboard over your head, here is the loose translation:

"I'm sure you all have seen me rocking an Iron Maiden shirt lately and I know there's been some people saying, 'Oh, she's a poser,' and 'The only reason she's wearing Iron Maiden is because she wants to be a rock star.'

"So, Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills, Fear of the Dark, Running Free, (all) good song(s), check it out. So thank you, guys. I actually do like Iron Maiden." (Source)

I suppose there is a chance that Miley Cyrus really does like Iron Maiden. There's also a chance she just found a bunch of Iron Maiden song titles on the internet and recited them to save face. Just like there's a chance I spent last night watching the Discovery Channel and drinking Ovaltine -- but there's also a chance that I got drunk by myself and fell asleep in front of "Celebrity Sober House" on VH1. Hmmm.. I wonder which one it was.

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7 Comments


hater from siloam springs said:

Attention whore. At some point she has to stop trying to be famous and start becoming a person rather than whatever it is she is right now -- lousy actress, Disney franchise, marginal singer, jail bait. Whatever.

If she would just shut up and do her homework, she'd solve half of her problems.


eggy weggs said:

Is the preferred spelling "poseur"?


boo said:

she "likes" Run to the Hills?
yeah uh...definitely lying.


TryScience said:

If she could get over googling her own name she wouldn't even have to worry about this stuff.


d00d said:

"Just like there's a chance I spent last night watching the Discovery Channel and drinking Ovaltine last night"

Was that last night? I'm confused.


She looks like a total moron.


m45trkllr said:

Oh dear god to listen to her talk, is like getting ear f***ed! Just disappear already.


yeh, i was hoping you wouldn't find out about that. the queen of england declared me an outlaw. and this dude named robert rogers from the queens scotland yard has been after me ever since. lol.

it has something to do with Saddam Hussein's starch of Russian AK 47's . . . blame game they were supposed to be from China.