Mental Patient: (Noun) A personal who has clearly escaped from the psychiatric ward."Oooh, look at me! I'm Chloe Sevigny and I'm so high fashion-dippy that I show up at things wearing a dress that looks like it was cut apart from a hospital gown with a slit that goes up past where my vagina should be. Also, my name is really hard to spell and pronounce."
More from the Season 3 premiere of "Big Love." I have a feeling Nicky would not approve:



Good Lord, what a Butterface. If she were in a movie with Leelee Sobieski, the fugly would scorch the earth for a thousand years.
Ugh, what the fuck is that??!!
And... what is that... feeling... in my pants?
Is that someone in drag?
I don't care what's been said... that's fuckin hot. I love it, I'd wear it, I'd follow her around in it.
Boy...Chris Crocker has let itself go.