Eulogy: (Noun) A speech or piece of writing that praises someone or something highly, typically someone who has just died.

Katy Perry, candidate for "Most Annoying Asshole of 2008," has broken up with her Gym Class Heroes boyfriend Travis McCoy. The split was confirmed after Travis posted the following lyrics to Main Source's "Looking at the Front Door" last week:

"We fight every night, now that's not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer. And wake up to be greeted by an argument again, You act like you're 10...My friends always tell me how I'm lucky to possess the best looking girl in the whole U.S....it seems like just two years back when we were bonded and not pierced, but now I keep itchin' to jet," he wrote. (Source)

My overwhelming hatred of Katy Perry wants my first reaction to be something along the lines of, "This guy was too good for her anyway." But the sad fact of the matter is that Travis McCoy is pretty much best friends with the biggest tool in the world, and also posts songs lyrics to announce a break-up despite not being 15-years-old and in high school. Plus, just look at the guy. So really, the only way he could have been more alike and perfect for Katy Perry is if he were also her long lost fraternal twin. (Incest-alicious!)

More of Katy Perry hosting some New Year's Eve thing dressed like the Webster's dominatrix: