Liar: (Noun) A person who tells lies.

Somebody asked Pete Wentz which of Ashlee Simpson's features was his favorite, and somehow he managed to form an answer other than: "You know, her girl parts."

"I would start with the breasts," the new dad (son Bronx Mowgli was born three weeks ago) tells E!'s Daily 10.

"Ashlee is the kind of person that understands me in a way that other human beings don't understand each other," he says. "I would say that we fit together kind of like Lego pieces, and that's how we're able to communicate." (Source)

What??? They fit together like Lego pieces?! Now, I know he wasn't specifically talking about sex, but still -- I have never been more confident that Pete Wentz has never seen a naked girl in his entire life.

Pete looking super-duper gay with Travis McCoy at their dumb thing the other night: