Revenge
Revenge: (Noun) The action of inflicting hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands.Christmas is coming early this year! After four whole years, Jennifer Aniston is finally speaking out about Angelina Jolie stealing her husband in the December issue of Vogue. This is huge! So just what kind of scathing insults can we expect her to fire?
In an outburst that will lift the lid on their four-year feud, Miss Aniston icily told the publication: 'What Angelina did was very uncool'. (Source)
Sigh... Oh, Jennifer. You sad, pathetic doormat. When somebody stole my Coke Zero out of the fridge at work, that was uncool. Somebody stealing your husband and then flaunting it all over the world with a menagerie of a half-dozen kids and then bragging about it to the NY Times doesn't call for anything less than phrases involving the words "conniving," "filthy" and "whore." Get a backbone already, Aniston... And then you do, pistol-whip the motherloving hell out of somebody with it. Like I always say, the best therapy is violence.
Angelina laughing over how lame Jennifer Aniston is at the Kung Fu Panda DVD release:
It depends, I guess, on how much stock you put in Karma, and how much you relish having your ex-husband's infidelity paraded out every time the press talks to you.
Angelina is a batshit-crazy schlooz-hound, but for Jennifer to say it in public would put her in the same league as Paris Hilton. And we all know that in spite of John Mayer, Jen is a classy little vixen.
A husband is not a coke. As such, unless you drug him into a coma and throw him into the back of a van, you can't steal a husband. Any bad juju for this mess rests firmly with Brad Pitt, the guy who was married at the time.
And _when_ you do. Not, _then_ you do. I'm all for her pistolwhipping the fuck out of Aniston on live TV. That'd make for better reality programming than the shit we have now.
*siiiigh*
Poor Aniston, you're the Beta female honey, just deal with it.
All you tough talking idiots would be the first ones whining if your slutbag husband or dutiful whore began dating before you were finished.
Jen is cool. She has every right to call Angelina out on her whoredom. Bunch of shitheads.
Yeah.
I seem to remember at the time the official line being that Aniston didn't want kids so she could focus on trying to become a Big. Movie. Star. Pitt obviously wanted kids, so the split was probably inevitable.
Props to Aniston for not popping out a couple kids and ignoring them, but she is one dry piece of toast as a person.
Lol people wouldn't pity her instead of admire her if she wasnt such a miserable whingy boring bitch lol
Has she done anything worthwhile since doing brad? ;)
Ange kids can never feel lonely lol there are too many.
Stop the hating losers lol
You can fall in love with as many married men as you want but if you dont do anything while they are married its not cheating idoits
Im soo tired of this. You were dumped move on. Stop playing the victim. If it was someone ugly Im sure she would have not played the martyr so well or as long. She got replaced with someone younger, hotter and more talented and that's what rankles. Not that he left that was ineveitable.
Dattexas is spot on. Brad and Angelina are without class and without character.
Constantly picking at the scab of a dead relationship is real classy. As is playing the victim for years and years for publicity.
I guess this kinda thing is why Prop 8 passed - marriages devoid of unity shamming along are SO very worth protecting. He obviously wanted something else for his one life he's got, and that's fine. He wouldn't have left if he loved her more than he was excited by the new partner. Adults can do what they want, and it seems that no children were stressed by it all...in fact, lack of kids seems to be the rationale.
All breakups suck though, and almost all of them are imperfect in one way or another. Too bad for the lot of them that it's all fodder to our insatiable gossip appetites.