Realistic

britney_1112.jpgRealistic: (Adjective) Representing familiar things in a way that is accurate or true to life.

This is a promo image for Britney Spears' new album, "Circus," and as you can see, Britney is looking as natural and beautiful as ever! In fact, the last time I saw her looking so fantastic was that night she rode through my living room on a unicorn and handed me a flower before galloping off into the night. After that, I swore never to mix "work" with "chugging half a bottle of absinthe" ever again.



6 Comments


Carolyn said:

It looks nothing like her. Do they really think we are that stupid? Sure take the fat out of her ass that I expect. But alter her face to the point that it looks like a totally new person? That's were I draw the line.


Mrs. Plainview said:

I could have sworn that was Gwen Stefani.
Eeek indeed.


javelin said:

nah, this isn't Britney, just another South American exchange student trolling The Gay 90s with her flamboyant roommate Andre.


Az said:

The only natural thing about this picture is the crazy look in her eyes.


Mr Grey said:

Can you say Photoshop....I knew you could.


Miss Scarlet said:

Did she get a nose job? There were pictures of her somewhere else (a cover or something?) and she looked the same as this Brit-bot.