Big Winner: (Noun) Someone who wins at something huge.

Brooke Burke was declared the best dancer in F-List Celebrity Gay Retarded Dancing Competition last night, and if you're like me, you previously didn't know or give a rat's ass who Brooke Burke was before now. Turns out she used to host some show on the E! network that's not "The Soup." So, yeah... I guess this means things are really going to turn around for the old career now that she's the best dancer out of a bunch of has-beens, huh? Maybe now she'll get a job hosting something on the Style network. Never stop reaching for your dreams!