Fail Safe: (Noun) A system or plan that comes into operation in the event of something going wrong or that is there to prevent such an occurrence.

Jennifer Aniston reportedly just shelled out thirty-four grand on two tanning beds after her personal tanning bed died on her. Because God forbid she should be a slightly less brown shade of brown.

"She freaked out because the next day, she had a major photo shoot," recalls a source. "She had to go to a public tanning place. She learned her lesson after that — always have a back-up." (Source)

I actually tried to employ a similar method with boxes of wine; because nothing is more pathetically demeaning than having to pull apart the box, take out the bag, and squeeze the last few drops out of the bag. But then, you know, eventually you make it through the second box and you're left with the same conundrum. So I guess I still need to do some work on that plan.

More of Jennifer doing what she does when she's not laying in a tanning bed: