Badass: (Noun) A tough, aggressive, or uncooperative person.

If there's one thing you can never accuse Madonna of, it's not trying hard enough. Actually, if there's two things you can never accuse Madonna of, it's not trying hard enough and not forgetting to take her testosterone injections. But getting back to that first one -- in her latest attempt at being hard and edgy, Madonna showed up at the premiere of her film Filth And Wisdom wearing high heels made out of handguns.

What gives here? I always assumed Kabbalah was a peaceful religion, but apparently its followers have to be alert to the extent that they need to wear firearms on their feet. Maybe she ought to think about switching teams to Scientology. I hear they have people to "clean up those messes" for you, and then you know, bonus! You don't have to wear shoes that make you look like a huge asshole.