Insecurity
Insecurity: (Adjective) A personality trait of someone who lacks self esteem, often lashing out at others in a petty or childish way to boost their own faltering confidence.
I can't believe I'm posting a second item on Miley Cyrus today. This website really must be going to shit, huh? At any rate, I was going to use the word "bitch" for this entry, but I didn't want to tarnish the good name of Webster's is my Bitch by doing so.
But wow: Miley Cyrus is really, just like, a total fucking bitch. I barely know anything about the young Disney up and comers, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, who are the subject of this bratty little spectacle (although I'm sure I'll grow to hate them in time) but seriously? This little chipmunk-faced piece of shit has nothing on them. Maybe Selena and Demi should make their own video of themselves covered in bedsheets crying, "NOOOO! Don't take my PICSHUUUURE!!!" and tongue-kissing a big cardboard cutout of Billy Ray all while maniacally flashing the peace sign. Well, that's what I'd do, anyway -- but of course, I am obviously an expert at dealing with these sort of affairs.
Selena (R) and Demi (L) -- both of whom are totally cuter than Miley:
...What...what just happened there?
I'm scared and confused.
Someone hold me.
Typical bitchy 15 year old behavior I'd say.
Sorry but I have to disagree. Miley is hot and I can't wait until she's 18 so I'll have a shot at that shit. I don't care if she's a bitch. Every girl I ever met in high school was a bitch at one time or another.
Whose the gremlin with Miley?
Send them to The Mountain.
"Wait, Mike R., what's 'The Mountain'?"
The Mountain is an idea my 13 year old brother had that I wholeheartedly agreed with. You take all of the fans of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, etc. (Basically, all of the dregs of the current generation of teenagers) and put them into a mountain. There they will stay FOREVER. No excuses. Their portion of the generation is forgotten, we start over.
All the cool kids of said generation, you know the ones that come up with ideas like this and don't fall for that Hannah Montana shit, get sent to The Mountain II, where they will man the controls of a whole bunch of wonderful traps that will torture and teach the kids in The Mountain that they are indeed failures at life.
Who says there's no hope for the future?