No Fucking Way: (Exclamation) Impossible; completely unimaginable to be true.

Guess what guys?

No really, you're never going to believe this...

OK, ready? Angelina Jolie is pregnant! With TWINS!! I know, right? Crazy!

Yeah, so anyway... When I saw the headline late yesterday, I was like, what -- did I get caught in a time warp and sent back to February of 2008 or something? But no, apparently Jack Black let it slip yesterday in a joint-interview to promote their upcoming movie, Kung Fu Panda. I always assumed Brad Pitt was the father, but hey, whatever rocks your socks Angelina. Congratulations to the happy couple!

More of the Jolie Whisperer promoting Kung Fu Panda: