Blatherskite (Noun) A person given to voluble, empty talk; nonsense, blather. 

Mariah Carey, pop diva and blatherskite, offered up one of the most unintelligible, nonsensical explanations for not having children I've ever heard, saying:

"It's hard to have kids in this world," she told OK! magazine. "I don't think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven't thought about it.

"For now, I enjoy my dog Jack's company. It's definitely because of childhood traumatic stuff. The whole not wanting to have a baby as a baby.

"I never wanted to feel violated and I know that's a kind of weird thing to say, but that's how I am."

What the hell is this silly woman going on about? I have no idea what the fuck she's saying, but you know what? I don't care why she doesn't want children, just as long as she doesn't have them. That woman is certifiable.