Trollop

By The Webster's Dominatrix on March 13, 2008 Posted in:
katebeckinsaletomb.jpgTrollop (Noun) A sexually promiscuous woman who gives a false impression of innocence or sexual naivete.

Unlike Ashlee Simpson, Kate Beckinsale -- the vacuous British beauty with almost negative acting talent -- hasn't always had a healthy self esteem. In fact, clearly hurting for conversational topics, she told a publication I've never heard of that she "grew up feeling and looking like an ugly duckling and that was such a huge part of my self image. I could not even accept boys paying me attention." Point of fact: That unhealthy self-image has followed her into adulthood.

"I have days when I feel great, and days when my ass won't fit in my jeans and I don't leave the house."
Here's an idea you can play around with, Kate: Buy bigger pants. Or, hell, do what I do: Go to K-Mart and pick up some sweat pants with the loose elastic waistband, stuff your face with Chunky Monkey, and work a new ass groove into your couch.

Better yet: Make the boys happy and walk around with no pants on at all, and leave the self-esteem issues to those of us who don't actually have perfect bodies and tiny little asses, you self-obsessed, whiny little trollop. 

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D. Richards (Scumbag.) said:

I like women with problems -- Don't even say it, I know: like women aren't, all, completely, fucking nuts.

I wonder if Kate's down for piss-bathing? Nothing like a good 'shower.'

March 13, 2008 11:55 AM

TT said:

So, that fact that she's not 100% happy with her body (like everyone else, ever) makes her "sexually promiscuous"? What?

March 13, 2008 1:42 PM

Jo 'Mama' Besser said:

I think celebrities say crap like this, because they think we think it makes them more human. You know, I have thick thighs, Kate Beckinsale thinks she has thick thighs (and when she doesn't, she lies and says she does). We're exactly the same.

Except, no.

Similarly, if I have to avoid hearing Kate Winslet go on and on about being the fat girl of Hollywood, I'll stab her in the face. I don't care how much you all love her, so help me, I'll pull a DuBois! And this isn't coming from someone who is morbidly obese, has mental issues, or is extremely jealous. It would just be nice if they'd shutup about...no, just shut it might be good.

But they don't, so (save for cases like this when I let my stupid, irrational rage take over for no real reason), I have to avoid them.

March 13, 2008 5:40 PM