Psychopath: (Noun) A person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior.

Yesterday we reported that Heather Mills was supposedly ecstatic about her $50 million divorce settlement, however that wasn't totally so much the truth as it was the innocuous ramblings of a psychopath trying to save face. As it turns out, Mills was so not happy about the settlement that she dumped a glass of water on the head of her ex-husband's lawyer, Fiona Shackleton.

Indeed, pictures from the courthouse show Shackleton arriving Monday morning with a bouncy blonde bouffant and leaving at around 2 p.m. with damp locks slicked back behind her ears.

When the BBC asked Mills about the alleged attack, the Dancing with the Stars vet would only say that Shackleton had been "baptized in court."

So let me ask this, why is it okay for Heather Mills to go around throwing water on people, but it's not okay for me to snatch her leg away and beat her senseless with it? Is it because she's handicapped? I swear, those people get all the breaks, with their "special parking" and whatnot. Enough is enough, already.