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Did she get collagen in her lips or has she always looked like Howard the Duck?
What has she done to herself? She looks terrible! Isnt she like 14 or 15? She looks like she really is made out of plastic.
There's something off about her...are her eyes too close together? Maybe her face is flat? What the hell, it's like one of those "Find all 6 differences between these panels" games: Miley versus Normal People.
Jesus Christ. Those zombie eyes. Who the hell is this child's makeup artist?
where i can get it???
She's 15 - give her a break! Maybe if Britney hadn't been subjected to the constant, merciless scrutiny of a fickle public, she'd be more 'sane' today. As soon as some new celebrity appears on the scene it's like vultures to a carcass. Maybe if you people spent less time obsessing over the supposed 'flaws' of others and more on yourself you'd be less bitter...
I agree with anonymous. In no way do I like this girl's music but what has she ever done to any of you people to deserve the kind of abuse she gets here, on Pajiba and elsewhere? And maybe before you all talk so much shit about the way she looks you should post a picture of yourself at her age.
And just to top it all off you're all putting this kind of effort into making fun of a little girl who sings music for other little girls. Imagine the kind of world we could live in if you would all stop being such petty assholes and put that kind of work into something worth while.
Now everybody shut up and go read a book.
I really don't want to make fun of her, but no 15 year old should wear that amount of make up.
I'm with Gaby here, and I don't think that saying that is tantamount to criticising her. She shouldn't wear all of that. She's really a very pretty little girl underneath all of that war-paint, which is neither her nor there, but I'll say it. Obviously, this child is not in control of her image, and it's her handlers--whoever they may be-- who are responsible for tarting her up this way. If the powers that be would let her just lose all of those, uh, accroutrements, she'd be cute as a button. It's a slippery slope, and I hate to say it, but she does look plastic-y and overdone. Today's fresh-faced newcomer can be become tomorrow's over-exposed hag so quickly, let's hope she's not next. Good luck to ya, kid.
What's so great about growing up, anyway? I get to pay my own rent and tuition, and have intense amounts of stress and work. Whoop.
I was a little skeeved at them slagging on a 15-year old who has managed not to get knocked up or suffer a monster black tar heroin addiction at first, but then I looked closer at the picture. She really does look like Bianca from Lars and the Real Girl.
And she's a role model for other girls younger than she is, that'll think it's okay to look like their slathered in house paint and feel bad if they aren't pretty like her. So back off, douches.
And nice fucking argument. Put up a picture of yourself at 15. You goddamn cretins. If more people looked like me at 15, there'd certainly be less teenage pregnancy.
you mean these are photos of the REAL Miley? for a minute there I thought it was a real doll that resembled her!! LMAO!!
She's not a little girl, she's 17.
And she's charing $17 for tickets to her concert movie, featuring the shittiest music ever made. This is totally called for.
Jesus Christ! She used to be a pretty, fresh-faced kid. That's just horrible, that the people who are charged with watching after her and representing here interests would allow/force/pressure this to happen. I can't even look at it again.
OMG - this is just WRONG!
Pedophiles are calling her Dad to dress her like the 15-year old she is.
She will never out-skank Britney. Why is she trying???
jbrader -
stfu...get off this blog preacher