Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

jlocruise_1.jpg Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Harbingers. The forces of man's destruction described in the Christian Bible in chapter six of the Book of Revelation.

I know I've been mouthing off a lot of doom and gloom around here lately, but how you gonna tell me the end isn't nigh when we're staring down the Four fucking Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

From left to right: Death, Pestilence, Famine and War. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go scarf down an entire chocolate cake, polish off a few bottles of wine, call my loved ones and then go hide under my bed to wait for the damn apocalypse.

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7 Comments


joker said:

Now I may be a bit behind on my Apocalypsology, but I could swear the fourth horseman is Famine.


Stacey said:

I thought so too, but wikipedia disagrees with us. Damn you, wiki gods!


BarbadoSlim said:

*cough* *cough* *assumes professor persona*

According to Metallica's: "The Four Horsemen," Death, is the fourth. I think Metallica has more knowledge of things Apocalyptic than you people.

So there.


esperanza said:

so... we have the four horsemen...what role do J-Ho's crotch droppings have? Would they be zombie babies sent to eat our brains?


farty girl said:

when jlo gives birth it will be the SIX horsemen of the apocalypse!


rlr260 said:

As skeletal as Mark Anthony is, shouldn't he be Famine?


Jaime said:

Looks like Jen grew back her original nose.