Oh my God does Debbie Gibson totally look major or what? She makes me want to break out the LA Gear, crimp my hair and lip sync "Shake Your Love" into my brush. Then maybe later I'll put some Oxy on my face and page dreamily through my yearbook looking at all the boys who thought I was gross. Like Chad Foxworth who once spit  gum in my hair during gym class and I had to play through two whole innings of softball with gum stuck in my hair, and the school nurse ended up having to cut it out. Good times. Wait, what was I saying? Fuck that! The 80's sucked. Debbie still looks pretty hot, though.