For reasons that are still unclear, the woman above -- Jillian Grace, March 2005's Playboy
Playmate -- allowed David Spade's fuckstick
to enter her love canal. Voluntarily. In fact, while Spade was a quarter-inch deep rattling off lame zingers about celebrities as washed up as he is ("I'll show you a Hollywood minute, baby"), his seed apparently found purchase in her soil. Ms. Grace is now allegedly pregnant with Spade's love child and Spade has even seen fit to man up and take ownership if he is, in fact, proven to be the baby daddy.
Fuckstick: Slang term for the male sexual organ.