Icelandic singer Bjork was forced to open a can of Bjork-ass on an uppity newspaper photographer at New Zealand's Auckland International Airport on Sunday, for making the mistake of trying to capture the elusive Bjork on film. What the hell was this guy thinking? Everyone knows that Bjork -- much like the Wu Tang Clan -- ain't nothing to fuck wit.

Luckily the photogrpaher, Glenn Jeffrey, got away with nothing more than a torn shirt. Which is more than I can say for the last person who had the misfortune of crossing paths with the mighty and powerful Bjork. I hear she eats most of her meals through a straw these days. The shocking footage of that incident, after the jump.