Nucking Futs Defined
(Via Urban Dictionary) An improvement on an already sweet phrase. Makes it more entertaining to say.

Heather Mills has just propelled herself from a "Bitch Crazy" level of insanity to downright nucking futs. After a public rant at the launch of her pro-vegan campaign for animals charity Viva! this weekend, Mills suggested that instead of drinking cow's milk, "Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?"

Or, you know... Soy milk would be fine too, but I suppose it takes a less devoted vegan to make that kind of half-assed proposition. On the plus side, Heather wanted people to stop calling her out as a peg-legged gold digger, so like, "mission accomplished" I guess. Now she'll just be known as the psycho bitch telling people to drink rat's milk.