Look at this picture of Jennifer Aniston huddled alone and naked on beach wearing a blanket. What does it make you want to buy? Clothes? Firewood? One of those brownie husbands from last week's "Saturday Night Live"? If you guessed "Perfume" (and really, why the hell would you?) then give yourself a pat on the back. No offense, but I just don't see how Jennifer Aniston looking very cold is supposed to make me buy perfume. Does the perfume smell like lilac, desperation and Gerard Butler's balls? Actually, I would buy that. Well played, Jennifer Aniston.