Did you know that thousands of people die every year due to an unfortunate texting-while-walking incident? Of course you didn't, because that's a complete lie. I just made that up. But wouldn't it be awesome if Paris Hilton died doing it? I mean really, the girl barely has enough brain cells to walk and chew at the same time, but walking and having to spell all those big long words? I'm surprised her brain hasn't imploded on itself. All I'm saying is, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if she accidentally wandered into the street while texting. And then got hit by a car. And then got caught underneath the car and was subsequently dragged 5 city blocks. Dare to dream, really.
I was going to say that even she can manage to spell big, long words like LOL or OMG, but then I remembered who this article refers to. Maybe she just likes the sound the buttons make when she touches them?
Anyway, I don't wish she dies, because I honestly have too much fun mocking her ruthlessly. That's not to say I wouldn't giggle for days if she was dragged 5 city blocks by a car.
Your "tard" comment is inappropriate. I'll bet she is smart enought to check the balance in her bank accounts. Her personal product lines, brands and appearances earn her tens of millions of dollars per year. How much did your product lines and brands earn you in 2009 you nayfish? Show us your tax return genius. Doesn't "Tanta Feist" still pay the rent on your apartment you friggin shnorror?
Dude, are you feeling okay? Because (A) At no point in there did I call her, as you so eloquently put it, a "tard". And (B) No, I pay for my own place. Also, you spelled "Shnorrer" wrong, dipshit. Hate to break it to you, but she probably has about as much input over her product lines as I do, and getting paid thousands of dollars to show up somewhere and do nothing isn't work, it's just society's obsession with celebrity. Now calm the fuck down, you Paris loving sycophant.
Tom, are you serious? You're defending Paris Fucking Hilton. Consider yourself the laughing stock of the internets.
I'm not calling her a "tard," I'm calling you one. This is what you said Jerm, “…it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if she accidentally wandered into the street while texting. And then got hit by a car. And then got caught underneath the car and was subsequently dragged 5 city blocks...” Do you fancy yourself as a writer? I bet you do. Your grammar is awful. (A)So you say, by implication, you hope she is killed? (B) You claim to know the correct spelling of "Shnorrer?" That tells me everything I thought about you is true. (C)She is reported to have an eight digit net worth, all money made by her from her products and brand. And now she is planning to launch a string of nightclubs around the world in elite resorts that will be huge. Hell, I’ll bet her doggie clothing line puts more money in her pocket than you’ll ever see in a lifetime. She makes jobs for hundreds of average folks and none of them wish her run over by a car and dragged 5 blocks. Even Donald Trump (who she knows personally and considers a mentor) called her branding machine impressive and said she is a savvy entrepreneur. (D)Your “product line” that you refer to is this piss ass web site. Does it even break even?
I have to say I was a little anxious to see the spew that would come from your giant zoeller brain to counter my revulsion at your despicable comments. I am under whelmed. Just because you have a soapbox you have to be responsible for what you say. Don’t try to be outrageous, you are not Howard Stern. Lastly, I don’t even wish that 5 blocks fate on you.
You do realize that you just spent...However many words that was defending a woman who, quite frankly, wouldn't even deign to kick you in the balls to get a bug off your shoe. Your freakish obsession with me and a woman who will never either know you or even respect you is, to put it frankly, pretty terrifying. Just...wow dude. Wow.