Paris Hilton Is a Gold Digger

paris021609_2.jpgNow that Paris Hilton and her dick-of-the-week have officially split, the time for shameless mud-slinging to commence. For instance, it looks like Doug Reinhardt spent $2 Million on Paris while they were dating, which is funny because Paris will usually sleep with a guy for a dimebag and a Diet Coke.

"Doug never used Paris. He spent 2 million dollars on her over the course of a year and a half," a source revealed to RadarOnline.com. "She never once paid for a single thing."

Reinhardt, a former professional baseball player, had a lot to live up to in terms of keeping up with the heiress' jet-setting lifestyle. During the course of their relationship they had been to Fiji, Hawaii, Aspen and Anguilla among other places. (Source)


I think the only thing more confusing than HOW someone can spend $2 Million on Paris is WHY someone would spend $2 Million on Paris. The girl is about as cheap as a backwoods 7-11 with about twice as many diseases. At this point, I'm pretty sure the only thing keeping your dick out of Paris Hilton is one of those "You must be this tall to ride" signs from Disney Land. Well, that and basic common sense.


4 Comments


dee cee said:

She's on the ho' prowl looking for another victim who will let her do as she wants.., cheating for cash; if you know what I mean., while they are together. She has contacts all over the world, party friends who stage sex-parties for wealthy men and women for cash. She's never one to let a pay off opportunity slip by. Doug didn't know he was renting her by the hour, but alas couldn't afford her loyalty at that paltry sum, as she's a Hilton ya know.. snicker.


chaucer said:

Did her granddaddy cut her off? Thought I'd her he'd decided to leave the bulk of the Hilton fortune to charity, or some such, leaving Paris & Nicky in the poorhouse, with only a paltry 7 figures to split between them. No wonder she's taken to slumming.


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