No One Cares About Your Shit, Kate Gosselin

gosselin043010.jpgHa ha. Kate Gosselin's latest book, I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith, and Family, (ed. note: VOMIT) is basically a failure, selling only 10,084 copies in the first two weeks. I mean, it's no "Heidi Montag Superficial Album Failure," but that's still pretty bad.

The non-fiction title debuted at #11 on the New York Times' non fiction bestseller list, and at #103 on USA Today's bestsellers chart. By Thursday afternoon, its Amazon.com rank was #862.

By contrast, the 35-year-old mom's first two books, Multiple Blessings and Eight Little Faces, both climbed to number five on the New York Times' list; Multiple Blessings sold 523,000 copies in 2009. (Source)

The most amazing thing here is that it took her three books before people stopped caring. Three. I mean, once you've heard one "my eight scientifically engineered children which were scientifically put into my uterus by scientists are miracles from God" stories, you've pretty much heard them all.



3 Comments


Calvin Hobbes said:

Fuck that bitch


Paul E. Stanley said:

Good. Can she go away now? Please.


Jorge Eliseo said:

Lovely! :D :D