Here's Kim Kardashian down in Melbourne, Australia at an in-store event for ... Cell phones, I want to say? Like it even matters at this point. Kim Kardashian would show up to the opening of one of those Suicide Booths from "Futurama" if it meant a little more publicity. "I'm Kim Kardashian, and I fully support the use of Suicide Booths by the general public. And remember: for just one dollar more, you can even have your remains incinerated and placed in these cute urns!"

Here's more of the sluttiest little saleswoman at Optus: