So apparently, the most talked about thing on Twitter right now, according to people who for some reason get paid to look this stuff up, is 16-year-old singer Justin Bieber. For those of you who don't know him, he sings like an auto-tuned chipmunk and appears to be what happens when you put together the libido of a forty-year-old, the brain of a douchebag fratboy, and the body of a 12-year-old lesbian.

Bieber-mania is growing on Twitter and is creating a deafening crescendo of chatter that is rising above virtually every other conversation on the popular social media site, which sees 50 million tweets posted daily.

"He is very, very popular on Twitter, he ranks No. 1, easy," Muschenetz said.

"He's certainly No. 1 unless something else comes along, like when the earthquake in Haiti happened that took the No. 1 spot for a few weeks. (Source)

To be honest, I don't see why he should be so proud, considering that the only time I actually saw his name on Twitter was when people were blaming him for everything from stubbed toes to Herpegonnasyphilaids. You know what they say, all press is good press; even the press that says that you drink the blood of orphans to maintain your girlish figure.